Monday, February 25, 2008

A Fun Times Conspiracy Theory - The Ring's Survivor Luck

Submitted for your review: alternate theory as to why the Rings do well in the Survivor draft.

For the first few Survivor: Fun Times seasons, the punishment for having your draftee voted off the island (or in the case of Survivor: China, voted off the gigantic land mass) was to supply dessert the following Thursday.

Since the Rings losing a player would result in a diabetic-friendly dessert (read: cardboard aftertaste) the following week, you all subconsciously hoped that we would do well. Those thoughts not only impacted the draft/selection process for players but also traveled back in time and around the world and impacted the players themselves as the played the game. The really is no force in the world like the collective will of the TNFT group (it's on par with the strong force... also transmitted as gluons).

This subconscious behavior has become habit, as is evident in our success so far (even though we are not doing the dessert thing anymore).

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