Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Introducing the 9th member of Team Fun Timers


Hey y'all (wait, do they say y'all in Michigan?). I'm Lyla Katherine Ring, I'm 7 lbs 14 oz and 20 inches long. I have brown hair and brown eyes. And if you'll have me, I'd be honored to become the 9th member of Team Fun Timers.

Some of my strengths: cuteness, hair growth, wit, clock management, latching.
Some of my weaknesses: motor skills, immune system, mobility in the pocket, communication.

Favorite character from the OC: Summer Roberts
Favorite Thursday night TV show: 30 Rock
Nicknames: Button, Lyla Bear

One of my fondest memories from the womb was Thursday nights. I remember the symphany muffled noises, what sounded like laughter and joy. The sound I was later told was Jeff Probst's voice. I would always yell out the questions for Jeopardy (though no one ever gave me credit for getting them right). Oh and I remember every Thursday I would get the best foods through my umbilical cord: taquitos, hamburgers, chili, breakfast for dinner, crockpot beef, delicious pasta, Jenny's delicious chicken dish. Not to mention the desserts: brownies, key lime pie, delicious combinations of sweet and salty (sorry Jaime, I'm a fan), and the delicious lemon ice cream pie thingy that Kim reluctantly made. I only wish I could have seen everything that was going on.

Well, now as a member of the Out-worlders, I want to celebrate Thursdays with the muffled voices I remember. I want to uphold the traditions and establish new ones. I want to be a Fun Timer.

I solemnly swear that I will honor and cherish the Fun Time. That I will gather with fellow Fun Timers to enjoy delicious meals, sing theme songs, play games, laugh at in-ept Survivors and will proudly carry on the traditions of the TNFT, forever. Fun Times Accomplished will be my creed and my motto and whereever I go I will carry Fun Times with me.

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